A moan, a whinge, a complaint...

It took me over eight years to finish my book. It was to be called The Bones of God. I found a publisher who told me that - in the information age - this title would not move product. It was changed to Crop Circles: The Bones of God and I am happy enough with that.

The publication date is 12th May and Amazon in the US are already taking orders. Amazon in the UK, however, though they acknowledge the book’s existence, seem unready, for the moment, to offer it for pre-order.

Being a proud author, I check every so often to see whether they have chosen to shift their position. Last night, checking once again, the phrase “crop circle” triggered some kind of banner which came up on screen to let me know that there was a “stunning” new crop circle DVD.

Who could not be curious? I was indeed to be stunned. 

As soon as the trailer opened I noticed that an image was upside down, and then another, and yet another... I could not believe my eyes. I accept that I am an irritable old curmudgeon with a disproportionate respect and affection for crop circles, but each one of these carelessly positioned images stabbed me in the heart.  

I watched the short trailer again. I counted (and I could be wrong) thirteen still images. Of these, eight, I repeat EIGHT, were upside down! This means that something over 60% of the images were mishandled in a trailer of just a few minutes length. What does this say about the care with which the documentary itself was put together? Is the editor visually impaired? Is the director a blind person? 

The crop circles are rare gifts to us. Nobody can fully understand their significance but it is inarguable that they should be treated with the utmost respect. The chosen language of their conversation with us is form, shape and geometry. How crass, how careless, how offensive is it to display them upside down? Many people, viewing this massively promoted DVD, will be perplexed to notice these errors (and, be sure, they WILL notice) and have their view of the crop circles and the research community diminished. We are all, by inference, careless slobs.

It would be churlish to name the DVD and its producers. They known who they are. Their only decent response now would be to destroy their stock, carefully re-edit and to issue a public apology. I will not hold my breath

The first copies of my book were delivered this morning. All the photos were the right way up. MG.

PS Michael's new book will be available from this website shortly (Ed.)